You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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