And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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