Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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