she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
