Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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