Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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