He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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