do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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