does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
There's even glitter on my cock...
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