Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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