I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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