I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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