And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Ladies don't puke and tell
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
