Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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