ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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