me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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