Will you blow on my dice?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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