the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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