why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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