You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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