Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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