I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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