You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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