And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
