So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
