Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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