Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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