doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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