i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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