Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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