What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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