I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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