he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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