Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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