And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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