yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she told me i tasted like america
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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