playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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