Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
i've created a new STD.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
