I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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