i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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