i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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