i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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