Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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