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say what?
wanna hang out?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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