Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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