But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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