i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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