You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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