The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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