After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
