We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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